Expect to see lots of beefcake duels, warehouse fights, rolling heads and more male ponytails than you can count. Oh and yes, someone does say “Gladiator Cop” during the movie...

GLADIATOR COP (THE SWORDSMAN II 1995) is the story of Andrew Garrey (played by RENEGADE’s Lorenzo Lamas), an ex-detective (or cop?) trying to help an attractive woman who works for a history museum solve a recent theft case. Alexander the Great’s powerful magic sword was stolen by a group of underground fighting-ring gamblers in order to win every fight… and get rich as hell. The legend is that whoever wields the sword cannot lose a battle. To make things simple, in a roundabout way, Lorenzo discovers that he is Alexander the Great reincarnated. We later discover that the evil boss, Parmenion (Played by James Hong from “Seinfeld”), happens to be the reincarnated soul of a man who was killed by Alexander the Great in a sword fight that took place 2000 years ago. Since Parmenion is a frail businessman that must be avenged for his 2000-year-old murder, he does everything in his power return the stolen sword to it’s rightful owner (Lorenzo) in order to recreate the legendary duel between himself and Alexander the Great once again. To ensure his victory, Parmenion hires a massive screaming Persian beefcake (wielding the biggest scimitar ever) named Mongol to fight in his place in this final re-match 2000 years in the making. Think of it as MORTAL COMBAT meets HIGHLANDER.

B-MOVIE BINGO is a game that is exactly like it sounds — OR MORE.   It’s simple–we play bingo to the most awesome movie cliches ever committed to celluloid, like:  “LONG BORING SCENE OR MALE PONY TALE”, “TEAMED UP WITH ROOKIE OR ANIMAL”, and “WHITE SUIT OR TROPICAL ENDING”.  For maybe the first time in a theatre, see the relatives and employees of A-list actors you know and love like Sylvester Stallone, whose brother bears a remarkable resemblance to him.  Compete for prizes!  Yell at your fellow movie nerds over the elusive and mysterious “BLANK SQUARE”!  Relax: it’s B-MOVIE BINGO.



Wednesday, October 3