This film is kind of hard to explain. The film stars world kickboxing champion Don “The Dragon” Wilson ( Futurekick , Bloodsport 1 through 8) as a futuristic cop and Jim Maniaci ( Cyber Tracker 1 , Hologram Man ) as some kind of cyber-tracker thing. “The Dragon” doesn’t actually do any martial arts in this movie, so we’re just going to have to accept the world kickboxing champion claim from the back of the VHS box. One could say that the movie is essentially a re-telling of the classic 1987 sci-fi masterpiece Robocop , with the exception that in this film, rather than turning the shattered body of a rookie cop into a multi-million dollar cyborg crime fighting unit, the police force simply bought a bunch of shiny silver crap from Radio Shack and glued it onto him. One could say that, but it would be a lie.
Don “The Dragon” Wilson returns to reprise his role as Eric Phillips, a futuristic cop who battles an underground crime lord who is bent on replacing him and his reporter wife with look-alike robots… so that they can continue with their larger scheme of replacing all the politicians with robots… so they can rule the world. Well, you know what they say: “Good ideas make great movies.” (or so I have read). The cyborg guy is actually a pointless side character, and he’s on the poster because nobody knows who Don “The Dragon” Wilson is. This movie is actually about a bunch of random people crashing cars into things, running from explosions, and shooting at each other with futuristic guns. To quote the official tagline of the movie: IT’S CREATORS DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY HAVE ACHIEVED THE NEXT LEVEL!
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