Cross out the squares to b-movie cliches!
has got everything that's great about '80's movies: a funny
"science gone wrong" plot, over-the-top violence, insane shooting
rampages, zany buddy cop humor, an ailing Vincent Price in a cameo
role, and Treat Williams in his prime (before he took a permanent
vacation to TV movie land). It's the classic story of unstoppable
undead bad guys, and the undead cops who waste them with Uzis.
Treat Williams (
) plays Roger Mortis, an LAPD
detective, and Joe Piscopo (
Saturday Night Live
) is Doug Bigelow, his
wise-cracking, smart ass sidekick. Even though Piscopo is a human
punchline these days, here we see him at his late-80s roided-out best.
He's a total beefcake. The script provides plenty of zingers for
Piscopo to fire off, and zing he does. A lot.
The story revolves around an evil corporation that is re-animating
corpses and using them to rob jewelry stores (among other less savory
things). When Mortis and Bigelow investigate the company, Mortis is
killed and then re-animated Frankenstein-style in a secret
resurrection chamber. Pissed off that he's dead, he vows to get
revenge on the people that did this to him -- but he's only got 12
hours before his re-animated flesh begins to dissolve into a
is a game that is exactly like it sounds - OR MORE. It’s simple-we play bingo to the most awesome movie cliches ever committed to celluloid, like: “LONG BORING SCENE OR MALE PONY TALE”, “TEAMED UP WITH ROOKIE OR ANIMAL”, and “WHITE SUIT OR TROPICAL ENDING”. For maybe the first time in a theatre, see the relatives and employees of A-list actors you know and love like Sylvester Stallone, whose brother bears a remarkable resemblance to him. Compete for prizes! Yell at your fellow movie nerds over the elusive and mysterious “BLANK SQUARE”! Relax: it’s B-MOVIE BINGO.