Cross out the squares as the insanity unfolds onscreen!
Peter and David Paul, better known as “The Barbarian Brothers”, were
twin beefcakes who looked like a pair of roided-out Sandra Bullocks.
They bounced from buddy comedy to buddy comedy, scrabbling to find
purchase in the rocky soil of Hollywood. Their go-to move was flipping
cars. Looking back, they may not have succeeded in their quest, but at
least they still look like a couple of Sandra Bullocks.
, they star as Peter and David Jade, twins on
opposites sides of the law–which is ample fodder for all kinds of
comedy. That being said, this movie is very entertaining. Peter is a
cop for the LAPD whose only shirt is a cut-off Raiders sweatshirt, and
David is a cat burglar who specializes in diamond heists. He prefers
to wear suits, and lives in swanky condo. Peter lives in a hellhole
and lets his cat use the sink as a litter box.
Much to Peter’s annoyance, he is called to a crime scene only to catch
his estranged, albeit muscular, twin brother red-handed. He discovers
that while trying to rob a safe, the recently-incarcerated David had
stumbled upon a key to a secret room full of diamonds, and the bad
guys want it back. For reasons unknown, the chief of police, played by
John “Scotty” Doohan (
), sees it fit to pull David out of
jail and team these guys up to take down the criminals and clean up
the city. Pretty good plot–can’t wait to see how it pans out. Tropical
Also of note: David Carradine has a cameo.
is a game that is exactly like it sounds - OR MORE. It’s simple-we play bingo to the most awesome movie cliches ever committed to celluloid, like: “LONG BORING SCENE OR MALE PONY TALE”, “TEAMED UP WITH ROOKIE OR ANIMAL”, and “WHITE SUIT OR TROPICAL ENDING”. For maybe the first time in a theatre, see the relatives and employees of A-list actors you know and love like Sylvester Stallone, whose brother bears a remarkable resemblance to him. Compete for prizes! Yell at your fellow movie nerds over the elusive and mysterious “BLANK SQUARE”! Relax: it’s B-MOVIE BINGO.