The foul-mouthed found footage Gods at Everything Is Terrible! have outdone themselves yet again! The psychedelic soldiers of the discarded VHS realm are back with not one, but two new movies, Comic Relief Zero! and Everything Is Terrible! Does The Hip-Hop! This will be insane!
So, what’s the deal with Comic Relief Zero!? Sit down and shut up, so we can tell you! But seriously folks, sit down and shut up, because those dumb-faced, giggle-grabbin’ goof-troupers at EIT! are dishing out a stand-up comedy special! This special is the opposite of special; featuring today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts in their hate-filled prime! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life… please! Wicka-wicka-what, you want more?! OK, 2 prove they’re still ‘with it’ and ‘urban,’ EIT! took the entire history of co-opted cool, and bashed it together into one continuous mix that will please your earballs and eyelobes. Can we B real 4 a sec? Everyone knows rap music is best when performed by whyte people promoting reasonably-priced hammed-burgers. This is the REAL birth of hip-hop! You know, kids rappin’ ’bout stamps, and claymation doughboys spittin’ crescent roll rhymes! After EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!, you’ll never listen to music again! For various reasons! …And it don’t stop! Word!
Everything Is Terrible! is ashamed to bring you, Comic Relief Zero! and EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! The fur-covered, glitter-smothered gang from EIT! will bring all the costumed merriment that has made EIT! live shows (in)famous! Outrageously funny! Totally clean!
$10 Advance, $12 (CASH ONLY) @ door
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